Car Monster!

It seems I have become a car monster. Yes. I know. I hog the car. Alot. I don't mean to really. I just really don't like anyone else driving it. I just want to protect it as much as I can and I want to take good care of it. It was expensive and I don't really trust anyone else to be careful with it like I will be. It is bad. I know. It is not that I am idolizing it, I just want to keep it nice. It is driving Eric bonkers. This is me: